Kevin Evans accepts doping charge

Question(s). Who was Kevin Evans' coach? Did he have one, was it the same guy for DG at 360Life?

You're asking about a certain UCI-accredited coach...

 

You're asking about a certain UCI-accredited coach...

Maybe Kevin thought that if he played the "Im innocent but I'll just accept the ban, cause I'm too old for this ****" card, that the cycling community would side with him. The "I'm not even going to argue with them cause what's the point" type stance. Well that little moral high ground trick didn't work.

I actually had a memory of being bought an Ozone Therapy voucher for a birthday about 6 years ago. I have no clue if it is the same thing as here, but it is horse-digested exo-products, to use the pseudo-pscientific description. (I went cos it also involved a sports massage, before anyone asks)

Anyway, this is what happened:

I was asked to sit inside a contraption that was like one of those mini-saunas that Fat Bastard was in, if I remember correctly. The one that the doors open outwards. It was warm and comfortable, and quite pleasant, as saunas go. I then had two tubes shoved up my nose to deliver the Ozone, or whatever. After a while the nice lady told me that when the doors were opened my towels I had on would have 'specks of colour which would reflect the areas of problems within my organs'. I would have left then, but I was trapped in my oven.

Obviously when I was released, the towels were pearly white, being a perfect physical specimen. So I was very happy. The continous pain I have lived with for 20 years on and off in my spine went undetected. I was shocked.

One thing this thread has taught us.....it's not always what you are thinking.......

Maybe Kevin thought that if he played the "Im innocent but I'll just accept the ban, cause I'm too old for this ****" card, that the cycling community would side with him. The "I'm not even going to argue with them cause what's the point" type stance. Well that little moral high ground trick didn't work.

But how many people in the cycling community really give a damn? How many follow the elites? The majority will be riding at the bike park with their other halves and kids this weekend with Evans long forgotten about...

I actually had a memory of being bought an Ozone Therapy voucher for a birthday about 6 years ago. I have no clue if it is the same thing as here, but it is horse-digested exo-products, to use the pseudo-pscientific description. (I went cos it also involved a sports massage, before anyone asks)

 

Anyway, this is what happened:

 

I was asked to sit inside a contraption that was like one of those mini-saunas that Fat Bastard was in, if I remember correctly. The one that the doors open outwards. It was warm and comfortable, and quite pleasant, as saunas go. I then had two tubes shoved up my nose to deliver the Ozone, or whatever. After a while the nice lady told me that when the doors were opened my towels I had on would have 'specks of colour which would reflect the areas of problems within my organs'. I would have left then, but I was trapped in my oven.

 

Obviously when I was released, the towels were pearly white, being a perfect physical specimen. So I was very happy. The continous pain I have lived with for 20 years on and off in my spine went undetected. I was shocked.

It could have been the rectal insufflation method.....which has me in a spot of bother as to how all the chemical brothers got treated....you know that old school code...and bro's till the end stuff and all....

Has USN ever marketed any ozone-based products?

It could have been the rectal insufflation method.....which has me in a spot of bother as to how all the chemical brothers got treated....you know that old school code...and bro's till the end stuff and all....

I am up every morning at around 3:30. Out on the bike 4:30.

And the only guys you see training are the old ballies.

Indeed, Spidey, indeed ????????

Maybe Kevin thought that if he played the "Im innocent but I'll just accept the ban, cause I'm too old for this ****" card, that the cycling community would side with him. The "I'm not even going to argue with them cause what's the point" type stance. Well that little moral high ground trick didn't work.

It's rather a matter of dodging the legal fees involved to try and prove the "innocence"... And .. And..... The other sad sad BS...

And THEN....still loose..

Like when racing a bike and finding out competition is quite hard without the aid of synthetic talent....

Eeaaaoooooch!

I was asked to sit inside a contraption that was like one of those mini-saunas that Fat Bastard was in, if I remember correctly. The one that the doors open outwards. It was warm and comfortable, and quite pleasant, as saunas go. I then had two tubes shoved up my nose to deliver the Ozone, or whatever. After a while the nice lady told me that when the doors were opened my towels I had on would have 'specks of colour which would reflect the areas of problems within my organs'. I would have left then, but I was trapped in my oven.

Years ago I was having a few weird medical issues. A homeopathic health shop eventually suggested I go see this one lady that scans your hand with a device which "reads your health markers" and reports back on what you need. After the scan the lady did her best Oracle impression and explained to me that my body was full of smoke and that was causing the problems. I don't smoke, never have not even once. No-one in my family smokes. No-one at work smokes. That'll be R500 please. Right.

To cure my smoke problems she suggested I buy a selection of tiny bottles filled with everything from dwarf farts to virgin dodo tears.

I am up every morning at around 3:30. Out on the bike 4:30.

And the only guys you see training are the old ballies.

Years ago I was having a few weird medical issues. A homeopathic health shop eventually suggested I go see this one lady that scans your hand with a device which "reads your health markers" and reports back on what you need. After the scan the lady did her best Oracle impression and explained to me that my body was full of smoke and that was causing the problems. I don't smoke, never have not even once. No-one in my family smokes. No-one at work smokes. That'll be R500 please. Right.

 

To cure my smoke problems she suggested I buy a selection of tiny bottles filled with everything from dwarf farts to virgin dodo tears.

They almost sent you on the homo path.......kudos for staying strong...

because they dope so much they can train more?

because they dope so much they can train more?

because they dope so much they can train more?

Old school bro code brother.....don't spill the beans....

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Years ago I was having a few weird medical issues. A homeopathic health shop eventually suggested I go see this one lady that scans your hand with a device which "reads your health markers" and reports back on what you need. After the scan the lady did her best Oracle impression and explained to me that my body was full of smoke and that was causing the problems. I don't smoke, never have not even once. No-one in my family smokes. No-one at work smokes. That'll be R500 please. Right.

 

To cure my smoke problems she suggested I buy a selection of tiny bottles filled with everything from dwarf farts to virgin dodo tears.

Or they could be having problems sleeping!

Or that really cheap EPO that had riders up at all hours keeping their blood flowing during the '90s...

Or that really cheap EPO that had riders up at all hours keeping their blood flowing during the '90s...

Smoke... And mirrors...? Sounds strangely relevant to this thread!

I've only twice in my life walked out of a lecture because I simply couldn't stomach another word of bull**** from an "evangelical preacher"..............both times it was about the use of ozone. Most of the health professions have come to the same conclusion.

Lately I hear that the peddlers of ozone are targeting farmers and veterinarians with their miracle cure. Treat the cows and the milk won't go bad, the veal will taste better and have no prohibited drugs in.........

Was nicotine ever added to the list? That was quite popular locally a while back...

I've only twice in my life walked out of a lecture because I simply couldn't stomach another word of bull**** from an "evangelical preacher"..............both times it was about the use of ozone. Most of the health professions have come to the same conclusion.

Lately I hear that the peddlers of ozone are targeting farmers and veterinarians with their miracle cure. Treat the cows and the milk won't go bad, the veal will taste better and have no prohibited drugs in.........

From contaminated steak to veal...

I've only twice in my life walked out of a lecture because I simply couldn't stomach another word of bull**** from an "evangelical preacher"..............both times it was about the use of ozone. Most of the health professions have come to the same conclusion.

Lately I hear that the peddlers of ozone are targeting farmers and veterinarians with their miracle cure. Treat the cows and the milk won't go bad, the veal will taste better and have no prohibited drugs in.........

Treat the cows and the milk won't go bad, the veal will taste better and have no prohibited drugs in.........

I've also heard that farmers currently affected by the drought should put PowerBalance bracelets on their cows. They won't be able to die as they won't be able to fall over.